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Laptops, Twitter, Free Speech, And So Forth

Leaf Pile Zen And Flirty Fascism

Wartime For A Pieman

The Cigarette Of Losers

Times Of High Wrong Track

Kitsch, Poetry, Hip-Hop, And Blam Blam

It’s Le Madison Time!

John Cage’s Soft-Pedal Revolution

Alcohol And Coconuts

Brag Queen Story Hour

The Mysticism Of The Hokey-Pokey

Shooting At The Hip

Al Franken Interviews Martin Short

Avalanche Of Premium Content On Its Way

Social Media Squashes All Thinking Into Performative Groupthink

Escalator Pitch 1

Artists, Dilettantes, Cowboys, Sandwiches, And Training Wheels

“Jan. 6” Ran Deep, And The Bullshit Now Denying That Is Piling High

Techniques Of Persuasion

I Don’t Want To Give Away The Ending, But I’m Going To Have To Start Charging For This

No Expectations

It’s De-Lousing Season Again; Sorry, Sometimes Being An Adult Isn’t Fun

“Araby,” A Small Masterpiece By A Guy Known For Masterpieces That Were Not Small

When You’re Halfway Through A Tray Of Jello Shooters, It’s A Good Idea To Slow Down

Lydia Davis, Bagelian Truth, And Travel-Size Cleopatras

Lydia Davis, Bagelian Truth, And Travel-Size Cleopatras

The Acid Reflux Capacitor

The Straub Principle

Spring Thaw

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I’ve Got Love In My Dummy

Read ‘Em And Weep, Feb. 18, 2022

Canary Records: America’s Most Danceable Argument For Immigration

Read ‘Em, And Weep

Meat Loaf, Meat Loaf, Double Beet Loaf

Fahrenheit— “Asian Comfort Food” in McLean, VA

First Thing You Learn Is That You Always Have To Wait

While You Were Out Gallivanting, SOME Of Us Were Beavering Away

97 % of the Internet Is Crap, But This Stuff Isn’t

ROUNDUP OF ROUNDUPS, 2021