“I wrote a trio of Meatloaf jokes. One sucked.”
— comedian Chris Fonseca
Each week, I follow a schedule.
I like to start the week off by lurching into a queasy panic, because I’m afraid there won’t be enough this week for me to write about. Then I do a little investigating, and I stop panicking, because it turns out there’s actually plenty of material.
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