HOT PLATE! Print Edition

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If Six Purple Hazes Turned Out To Be Nine

If Six Purple Hazes Turned Out To Be Nine

NINE VERY DIFFERENT PURPLE HAZE GUITAR BREAKS, AND WHAT A PROSE WRITER CAN LEARN FROM THEM

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Karl Straub
Sep 02, 2023
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If Six Purple Hazes Turned Out To Be Nine
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