13 Levels Of Pop Music Snobbery
(LEVEL 1) My mommy and daddy invented music.
(LEVEL 2) Hootie and the Blowfish are great.
(LEVEL 3) Hootie and the Blowfish are fine, but Counting Crows are more edgy. Ultimately, they’re the better band.
(LEVEL 4) Counting Crows aren’t that good, compared to Tom Petty.
(LEVEL 5) Tom Petty’s not bad, but Bruce Springsteen is a much greater artist.
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